no roadmap. no utility. no alarm clock.
honestly? not much. and that's the point.
other coins chase candles. we chase the perfect pillow angle. price go sideways? sideways is a resting position.
rugging requires getting up, opening a laptop, clicking things. absolutely not. the liquidity is tucked in and so are we.
please do not wake them. all questions will be answered after the nap. the nap has no scheduled end.
a pie chart, but it's a cat. because of course it is.
supply: 1,000,000,000 $yawn · liquidity: 100% burned · tax: 0% (taxes are exhausting)
three steps. two of them are optional.
we honestly respect it if you skip this step. buying from bed is the intended experience.
any wallet works. pick one, set it up slowly, no rush. maybe have a little snack in between.
paste the contract address, swap, tuck yourself back in. congratulations, you're done forever.
our roadmap. we drew it with our eyes closed.
we woke up briefly to answer these. then went back to sleep.
no. it is a cat. please consult a pillow, not a financial advisor. see also: the disclaimer at the bottom, written while yawning.
the moon comes out every single night. simply look up. then, and this is important, go back to sleep.
yes — it's called the nap map and it's right above this. it is four naps of increasing length. we are very proud of it.
you don't. leave a small saucer of milk by the door and whisper your concerns. we may respond in a dream.
utility implies doing things. doing things implies being awake. we've reviewed this thoroughly and the answer is a soft, sleepy no.
real reviews from real sleepy people. probably.
"bought $yawn and immediately felt calmer. also sleepier. also i took a four hour nap."
— anonymous napper"forgot it was in my wallet for three months. apparently that's the strategy. genius."
— someone's uncle"meow."
— the dev (allegedly, reached for comment at 3pm, was asleep)